Review: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – Team Awkward
Okay, right up front, I’ve never read a Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight novel or seen a Twilight movie, including The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1; so before I incite the blood-sucking ire of Team Edward and Team Jacob, let me add this little disclaimer to my review.
I get you Twilight fans, and although I don’t join you in your excitement over this pop culture phenomenon, I do understand your fervent love for the stories and mythology that Ms. Meyer’s created with her bestselling books and movies. There is nothing I can say that will change your feelings towards this material or your beloved characters. But as much as I can relate to your passionate Twilight devotion, I fear I must share my honest and (somewhat) objective assessment of this film – so if you are a Twilight fan, you have been warned – turn the page now or read on at your own risk.
Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) has become a vampire after giving birth to her daughter, Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy), who was fathered by the suave blood-sucker Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson). As the film begins, Bella is adjusting to life as a vampire and all the super-powers that come with it, like hyper-speed, super-strength and heightened senses – not to mention the unquenchable bloodlust.
The couple’s werewolf friend Jacob (Taylor Lautner) is watching over the baby until Bella can get her body under control and as she settles into her new life with the Cullen’s family, including a new home where she and Edward can get busy non-stop as she never gets tired now. You gotta love those vampire chicks.
In the meantime, the not so nice Volturi vampire clan gets word that a vampire child has been born, which is a no-no in the Twilight folklore as the immortal children are very bad and uncontrollable and could potentially draw attention to the vampire group’s hidden existence. But the difference with Renesmee is that she was born before her Mom crossed-over, so she is both vampire & human and should not cause them any problems.
While some of this plot sounds good, the quality is really worse than something you might see on a network television series and I guess my problem isn’t really with the story (although I’m not giving it a thumbs-up either) but with the delivery. I felt the filmmakers cut corners on quality across the board because they have a built in audience that will not be swayed by a poor product.
The best part of Breaking Dawn – Part 2 is the final battle sequence, probably because it required more action than emoting, but it really did remind me of something out of the X-Men. All the vampires have their own special mutant powers, from controlling the elements, to emitting a force field or an electrical discharge – and they all have the speed and strength capabilities of Superman. For me, vampires are about horror, not super powers, and the only thing scary about this film is that it ever saw a movie screen.